I have to post this

Even though I sent this to some of you, I thought I had to post it.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Is that the baby? I'll get her.

As long as I have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.

Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

I know. Let's take you shoe shopping.

Don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Hold that thought a second. I want to pull over to ask for directions.